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My new flares are all I dreamed of and more. The only problem is that my shoes and tops are all rather 70s anyway, so when I wear them I look like I'm in costume. But that's ok, s'no problem. 

I told our friend Nigel that I was wearing them with a grey marle t shirt and some tan leather platforms and he said:

First off, I think that if you ever happen to have some horrific accident and die, I would choose to dress you, in your coffin, for your journey to the underworld, in what you described below.