i'm scared!

I'm going to the dentist today, for the first time in ages!

I'm afraid they'll tell me off for not flossing and drinking coffee and smoking sometimes, and for only recently starting to chew sugarfree gum after I eat and getting an electric toothbrush. Don't you wish you had pretty even NATURAL looking whitey white teeth (not scary fake white like Ross')? I do.

Photos snatched from Garance Dore and Knight Cat.